The first time you saw porn on tumblr

sodamnrelatable:

“is this legal?!”

Now its just like:

via sodamnrelatable

(Source: thesausageparty)

thefrogman:

A hedgehog swimming. Happiness +50

[video]

OMFG SO FUCKING CUTE

  • parents: wow you look gorgeous you are so beautiful
  • family: surely you have 14 boyfriends and boys falling at your feet
  • friends: omg you are soooo pretty
  • boys: i've never really seen this species of animal before
  • Boy: Did it hurt
  • Girl: (sigh) did what hurt
  • Boy: Breaking through the earth's crust ascending from hell
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  1. 13:01 31st May 2012

    Notes: 93861

    Reblogged from pinklipsaresexy

    (Source: brookemftw)

     

  2. 12:52

    Notes: 148596

    Reblogged from sylviachoi

    The first time you saw porn on tumblr

    sodamnrelatable:

    “is this legal?!”

    Now its just like:

    via sodamnrelatable

    (Source: thesausageparty)

     

  3. 12:49

    Notes: 96

    Reblogged from catashtrophe

    catashtrophe: energydrinkaddiction: you  fucking kidding me give me your body holy balls I can haz this body?

    catashtrophe:

    energydrinkaddiction:

    you 

    fucking

    kidding

    me

    give me your body holy balls

    I can haz this body?

    (Source: weheartit.com)

     

  4. 12:46

    Notes: 696

    Reblogged from madamenoname

    i wish i was that skinny.

    i wish i was that skinny.

     

  5. 13:59 29th May 2012

    Notes: 38

    Reblogged from samanthagotsw4g

    I WANT THOSE PIERCINGS

    I WANT THOSE PIERCINGS

    (Source: deepestgreen)

     

  6. 13:59

    Notes: 3899

    Reblogged from samanthagotsw4g

    uh ….YUM

    uh ….YUM

    (Source: imsofashionable)

     

  7. 13:54

    Notes: 165371

    Reblogged from michellemagical

     

  8. 00:41 27th May 2012

    Notes: 101388

    Reblogged from oldlovenotes

    1. parents: wow you look gorgeous you are so beautiful
    2. family: surely you have 14 boyfriends and boys falling at your feet
    3. friends: omg you are soooo pretty
    4. boys: i've never really seen this species of animal before
     

  9. 00:41

    Notes: 108475

    Reblogged from oldlovenotes

    1. Boy: Did it hurt
    2. Girl: (sigh) did what hurt
    3. Boy: Breaking through the earth's crust ascending from hell
     

  10. 00:39